Tuesday 15 January 2008

Monday's Top Searches

For once, the day's top search terms speak for themselves. My own commentary would only take something away from such an accurate account of life in modern Britain:

1. Russell Brand in his garden
2. Celebrity webbed toes
3. Vanessa Feltz cleavage
4. Phillip Schofield skiing
5. Richard Madeley is a twat!
6. Can bees sting in the winter?
7. Richard and Judy funny five dancing parrot
8. Liposuction pubic mound
9. Duel rectum syndrome
10. Two rectums
11. What does Jeremy Clarkson's wife look like?
12. Richard and Judy and the whistling belly button on there [sic] show
13. Richard Madeley nude
14. H.G. Wells nude
15. For sale genuine usherette tray

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh my goodness! Still the thing with the two rectums?? -these people must be full of (beeeep).

AxmxZ said...

>13. Richard Madeley nude
>14. H.G. Wells nude

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